She's alive!
(and she brought books)
COLD CASE FILE — Newsletter Division Amatista Bureau of Missing Authors Case No. NL-2024-0042 | Status: REOPENED
Citizens of the Newsletter List,
It has come to our attention that author Celia Kinsey has been missing from your inbox for some time. Investigators were dispatched. Witnesses were questioned. Morticia the psychic was consulted. (She said Celia was fine. Mercury was in retrograde. We’re choosing to believe her.)
We are pleased to report that the subject has been located.
Case closed. Tamales warm. Earp unapologetic as ever.
— The Amatista Bureau of Missing Authors